Posted 21 August 2012 - 12:43 PM
What does a pirate think happens at the end of time? Arrrrmageddon
What`s a pirate`s favorite food? Arrrrrtichokes
Why do pirates make excellent fishermen? They know how to hook the big ones
What are pirates false legs made out of? Wooden you like to know!
Why couldn`t the pirate stop thinking about sailing? He had ship for brains.
How does a pirate greet a prostitute? Yo Ho.
I’ve got my coat and I’m out of here